spring chicken
well, jumbalayos, its time to rev up the engines. or start them, i should say, as i cock my gun. the resonating click of the cock soars into the upper airs as the contestants ready themselves for--get this--competitive eating. joey "jaws" chestnut is the winner.
of course, in the above hypothetical situation, no animals were harmed in the thought production line. that is to say, no animals but myself and Keebler, the small elf-like rat who gnaws at my toenails during the night.
productively, i'll stop that train of thought and transfer at penn station to the 1 train because yesterday i went to 66th, which is a local stop. in other news, folks, stop the presses and start the pullers. jews and arabs don't like each other. so, what do we do when we don't like one another? we pulverize one another with the most up-to-date military technology that we can. unfortunately for the arabs, israel seems to be the bigger fish in the sea. my ultimate prediction is that israel engulfs the surrounding arab states in the flames of hell and decimates the deeply fragmented and weak "governments" that are really coverups for the elitist militant and fundamentalist organizations which actually control the "democracy" in these nations. Tough luck, palestine, but it looks like israel will fuck you up.
consequently to my prior statements, it is of no consequence to be. also, im pwning the program, which is good news for all you massive supporters out there. i really appreciate what you're doing. stay clean, boys and girls.
secondary, the pathways of insanity have begun to cloud my mind. there is no escape from this, and i feel the impending doom coming closer and closer.
this blog post was brought to you by the folks at Betty's Pizza Shack. Betty's Pizza Shack--serving millions of yuppie Lenox residents with esoteric surfing-inspired pizza slices that are dripping with soggy overheated cheese and bizarre flavor combinations. in other news, the T'ang quartet has left the BUTI program, but I did get to chat with Mr. Levine about his programming choices for the TMC chamber music concert, and Elliott Carter made a guest appearance for the performance of his song cycle based on Elizabeth Bishop's poetry. Long live Bev's! (now known and trade-mark copyrighted as SoCo).
of course, in the above hypothetical situation, no animals were harmed in the thought production line. that is to say, no animals but myself and Keebler, the small elf-like rat who gnaws at my toenails during the night.
productively, i'll stop that train of thought and transfer at penn station to the 1 train because yesterday i went to 66th, which is a local stop. in other news, folks, stop the presses and start the pullers. jews and arabs don't like each other. so, what do we do when we don't like one another? we pulverize one another with the most up-to-date military technology that we can. unfortunately for the arabs, israel seems to be the bigger fish in the sea. my ultimate prediction is that israel engulfs the surrounding arab states in the flames of hell and decimates the deeply fragmented and weak "governments" that are really coverups for the elitist militant and fundamentalist organizations which actually control the "democracy" in these nations. Tough luck, palestine, but it looks like israel will fuck you up.
consequently to my prior statements, it is of no consequence to be. also, im pwning the program, which is good news for all you massive supporters out there. i really appreciate what you're doing. stay clean, boys and girls.
secondary, the pathways of insanity have begun to cloud my mind. there is no escape from this, and i feel the impending doom coming closer and closer.
this blog post was brought to you by the folks at Betty's Pizza Shack. Betty's Pizza Shack--serving millions of yuppie Lenox residents with esoteric surfing-inspired pizza slices that are dripping with soggy overheated cheese and bizarre flavor combinations. in other news, the T'ang quartet has left the BUTI program, but I did get to chat with Mr. Levine about his programming choices for the TMC chamber music concert, and Elliott Carter made a guest appearance for the performance of his song cycle based on Elizabeth Bishop's poetry. Long live Bev's! (now known and trade-mark copyrighted as SoCo).
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