shit noodles

Zacharius Taximenocles, destroyer of worlds:

your nuts are a little lacking. they seem somewhat smaller than usual.

Petrus, reveler in the frivolity of youth:

you can't take away my nuts, I need to enjoy them as well.

Gaius Juius, demagogue of derelict souls:

I prefer the bent kind. what do you call them? caged jews?

P:

Cash jews!

Z:

Cash! Money! [turns around] Silence! Some whispers abound. Plaintive. They are the cries of...of...